TMZ has reported that Vanessa Bryant has filed for divorce from Kobe Bryant.
We don’t mean to make light of what’s surely a difficult time for the Bryants. We honestly wish them the best. But the elephant in the room here is that the couple apparently doesn’t have a pre-nuptial agreement.
Or, as TMZ eloquently puts it: “NO PRENUP“!
Word is that Kobe is worth a cool $360 million. Kobe hasn’t earned all of his fortune during his marriage to Vanessa, but he’s earned the lion’s share of it.
Assuming Vanessa gets about $180 million, here are a few things she can buy:
- 15 private islands in the Bajamas.
- 360,000 hours of lawyer time, billed out at $500 per hour.
- 162,308 Bugaboo Donkey strollers.
- 375,782 autographed Kobe Bryant 8×10 glossy photos.
- About 139 million boxes of Kleenex.
- 1,670,103,000,000 Honey BBQ Slim Jims.

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