We’ve handpicked some of the best tweets that tell the stories of Week 5 in the NFL. Any to contribute? Send them our way.
1. I bet Todd Collins did more coke than Marino in ’84 so really who’s the winner here?

2. That’s a lot of passing yards. If you had those numbers you’d be sending scrotum uploads to everyone you know with an iPhone.

3. True. But Moss looks homeless so it’s a draw.

4. Rex Ryan has the Jets flying around this year for sure. But he’s so fat that it continues to be distracting.

5. THANK YOU for finally saying it @sillyspike. Christ. It’s the giant elephant in the room.


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