LaRon LandryThe least surprising sports news of the day comes out of Indianapolis, where Colts safety/comically-inflated human being LaRon Landry has been suspended four games by the NFL for violating the league’s performance-enhancing substance policy.

While Landry had to officially fail a drug test to warrant a suspension, folks on Twitter noted that he failed the eyeball test a long time ago:

LaRon Landry[BR, KSK]