Check out that minivan/minibus in the photo above. That’s a ride you’d normally see reserved for soccer moms shuttling their kids off to practice, a bachelorette party crew screaming like maniacs while sucking on dick-shaped lollipops, or drunk high schoolers pounding nips on the way to prom.

But, nope…that one pictured above is Jay Cutler’s new ride. The Chicago Bears quarterback, now a father of two, reportedly rolled up to training camp in that monstrosity. Not sure if he actually owns the vehicle, but this is what he had to say about it when reporters asked:

Thanks for clearing that up, Jay. If he makes it out of camp without someone spray painting “Free Candy” on the side of that thing, I’d chalk that up as a win.

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