AlabamaWhen it comes to people writing mean/dumb things on receipts, we don’t really know what to believe these days. However, this one seems believable because, well, Alabama and Auburn fans are crazy (Exhibit A, folks), and this seems like something that would happen in the immediate aftermath of one of the craziest endings in college football history. So, instead of leaving a few dollars, the non-tipper left some “advice” for her server (by the way, I’m assuming the person who wrote that is female, because no guy I’ve ever known has handwriting like that).

What makes this story even better is the fact the server’s name is Forrest, which seems appropriate considering the teams involved.