Super Bowl Media Day is basically a laid-back joke so it’s nice to see people take full advantage of their opportunities to ask pro football players incredibly silly questions.

Of course, the goofiest question found its way to Rob Gronkowski because no one attracts silliness in the NFL quite as often as New England’s kitten-loving tight end.

When asked if he had read “A Gronking to Remember” – an erotic novella parody of a woman’s obsession with Rob Gronkowski that was published on Amazon late last year – Gronk admitted that he’d seen some clips but that he hadn’t read the whole thing. Thankfully, the person who asked Gronk about “A Gronking to Remember” had a passage ready to go and asked Gronk to read it out loud.

So, if you’ve ever wanted to hear Rob Gronkowski say “In front of the entire country, Gronk’s spike impacts right between my butt cheeks,” today is your lucky day.

[Bro Bible]