Evgeni Malkin might have celebrated his 28th birthday with an impressively detailed cake, but this Texas A&M wedding cake might have topped it, perfectly summarizing the uncontrollable arms race in doing so.

The college football arms race, that in which bigger is better and bigger never ends, helped bring $425 million in renovations to the Aggies’ football facilities. As shown by running back Brandon Williams, their digs more closely resemble a Dubai palace than a football facility.

One couple elected to pay homage to the Texas A&M program with this unfathomable groomsmen cake:

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