It’s been a while since we’ve gotten a great, highly-sedated after dentist video. Obviously, David After Dentist is probably the most famous (and I’ve always considered Andy After Dentist to be the most underrated) but this latest one is pretty great as well. It features a young girl who just woke up from getting her wisdom teeth out and, for some reason, is feeling quite sexual thanks to the drugs that knocked her out.
First, she exclaims how hot she thinks her doctor is, then tells her mom she wants to have sex with Ryan Gosling, then states she’ll pretty much settle for any white dick.
But her final recorded admission might be the most inappropriate and vile of all: “I just want to be a Kardashian. Please help me.”