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Jon Gruden Is Off His Rocker [Video]

Jon Gruden had a very interesting Monday Night Football introduction, and that is putting it nicely. Check out the look on Mike Tirico’s face while all of this is happening and you will see exactly what you need to.

Thanks to The Shut Down Corner we have the transcript:

“He’s a modern-day John Wayne,” Gruden said of Cutler. “Look at the tape — he’s a modern-day Josey Wales! He gets hit a lot! Hard! But he gets up, and he stays after ya. And I’ve seen … this … kid … get … mad. He doesn’t just get mad, he gets PLUM-DOG MAD. Just like Josey Wales did. Ya got that, Tirico? When he starts feelin’ it, this GUNSLINGER ends your night. He creates more plays for the Chicago Bears than Johnny Lujack did. Some of these throws take your breath away! And if Jay Cutler can make enough plays, the Chicago Bears can win tonight, and win any week.
“And Tony Romo … I’ve seen him break his collarbone! I’ve seen him break a rib! Puncture a lung! This is the TOUGHEST COWBOY THEY HAVE IN TEXAS!!! But at the end of the night, Tony Romo gets more done on his own than any quarterback in pro football. LOOK AT TONY ROMO CREATE PLAYS WITH HIS LEGS AND HIS ARM. He has no fear … I love this song (“God Blessed Texas” by Little Texas) … GOD BLESS TONY ROMO … They need to change the words of this song. Because without Tony Romo, the Cowboys got no chance. But he is the most dazzling playmaking quarterback in football and I LovewatchinghimRomo.
“GOD BLESS TEXAS!!! Make my day, Tirico … go ahead. Make my day!!!”

H/T The Big Lead Sports