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The British Open had to postpone its play on Saturday due to severe wind conditions, thus moving the final round of tournament to Monday.

Unfortunately for a lot of golf fans, Monday usually involves getting up early and going to something called a “workplace” to do stuff that doesn’t involve “sitting on a couch and watching golf.” Luckily, the fine folks at the British Open has produced a way for fans to watch the tournament on Monday – a doctor’s note from a Dr. T. Morris that excuses a person from work due to a “sudden contraction of the 24-hour flu.”

Just remember to coordinate with your co-workers as to where “Bunkertown, Birdieshire” is on the map and you all should be golden.

[For the Win]