I was surprised to learn that “The Notebook” is on Takeo Spikes favorite movie list. I’m not sure why I was so surprised, but I think it boils down to the fact that his neck is so big. A dude with a neck that big shouldn’t like “The Notebook.” Check that, a dude with a neck that big shouldn’t tweet it out to his 300,000+ twitter followers.
Ultimately though, the moral of this story is: if you have a neck like Takeo Spikes, you can tweet whatever the hell you want. I’ve certainly had a few sensitive tweets in the queue that I never hit the submit button on. For example: “The end of Marley & Me really f*cked with me.” or “I wonder what a night of intamacy with George Clooney would feel like?” But I never tweeted either of those, because I don’t have Takeo’s neck to back it up.
If you think love exists these days like it did in “The Notebook” definitely hit Takeo on twitter. He wants to hear from you.


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