
Congrats to all the new San Francisco Giants fans on their World Series Championship. We clicked over to the baseball game during a Monday Night Football commercial and luckily we were fortunate enough to see the last out by Brian Wilson. This year’s team really waved the flag for the city and gave San Franciscans an excuse to leave work early and drink micro-brews in the Marina.
Luckily, now all of the San Francisco fans can stop pretending like they like sports and go shave those beards that they grew for their Halloween party in Lower Haight. As a warning, there may be a rash under there.
Oh, and here’s a quick cheat sheet for San Fransisco fans so you know what you’re talking about at work tomorrow:
The pitcher with the beard who threw for the last out is named Brian [brahy-uh
n] Wilson [wil-suh
n].

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