The Dallas Mavericks are NBA Champs. Everyone knows that, but what else do you know?
You may have thought you knew what that meant. You might have thought you knew how they did it. You might have thought you understood the connection between Dirk Nowitzki and the Old Spice guy. You may have even thought you knew how much JJ Barea looks like R2-D2 but you didn’t know any of it. Not until now when finally, the truth can be told by one semi-sane, marginally intelligible, possibly foreign Dallas super fan:
Now you can say you understand it all.


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