A stolen black SUV recently slammed into a taxi on Chicago’s North Side, after which the driver attempted to flee the scene in a most inept manner. The taxi driver attempted to confront the SUV driver, who, due to the fact the car was stolen, had approximately zero incentive to stick around. In the struggle to escape, the SUV engages in a series of bizarre maneuvers, before the driver realizes the only direction he or she can competently drive in is, in fact, straight — which is exactly what happened.
The SUV bounced off a handful of cars, before driving off. The good news is, police caught the driver. The bad news is the accident caused $3,000 worth of damage to the cab, and the cabbie is out of work for a week.
[Gawker]

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