Sh*t Bartenders Say.

I am a bartender.  But not this kind.  Still it’s pretty funny. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB2aVzmPxxM[/youtube]  

Sh*t Girls Don’t Say [Video]

These things kind of speak for themselves, now.  *shoots self in face for posting another* [youtube width=”640″ height=”390″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nA2wt4LJUw[/youtube]