Nobody On The 76ers Is Safe (That Means You Too, Joel Embiid)
After dealing Michael Carter-Williams to the Milwaukee Bucks last week, it appears no player on the Philadelphia 76ers’...
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Sixers Wikipedia Page Updated In Wake Of Totally Bonkers NBA Trade Deadline
So, NBA fans, how did your morning/afternoon go? If you’re a fan of anyone but the Philadelphia 76ers,...
Andrew Bynum Once Drove Around With A Gas Pump Hose Attached To His Ferrari
The latest issue of ESPN The Magazine published a feature on the Philadelphia 76ers’ shameless tanking tactics —...
K.J. McDaniels Splits Warriors Defenders For The Solo Alley-Oop
The Philadelphia 76ers may not win their game against the Golden State Warriors on Monday night, but we...
Philadelphia 76ers And The Art Of Struggle Basketball
The Knicks and 76ers are playing a basketball game right now. We’ll assume you aren’t watching it because,...
76ers Fan Proves He’s Down For The Cause With Custom Tank Hat
Entering the season, the Philadelphia 76ers had a plan: dump as many NBA-caliber players as possible and lose...
Handy Flowchart Shows Exactly How The Sixers Are Tanking
By now, you’re probably aware of the Philadelphia 76ers’ plan to bottom out like no team has bottomed...
The 76ers Are Flat-Out Terrified Of Kyle Korver’s Three-Point Capabilities
Hey, Sixers, congrats on recognizing Kyle Korver and his league-leading 55% accuracy from three-point range. However, in the...
Sixers And Timberwolves Start Game Playing At Wrong Baskets
Wednesday night presented the best opportunity for the winless Sixers to get avoid the worst opening record in...
Not Even The 76ers Broadcast Crew Knows Who Is On The Team Anymore
The above graphic appeared at the beginning of the 76ers-Spurs game Monday night. Can you spot the incorrect...
Michael Carter-Williams Thinks The Referee Is His Teammate
Aww, that’s cute. While a three-pointer (from anyone) would have helped the 76ers’ cause Monday night, it still...
The Awful 76ers Are Favored In Zero Games The Rest Of The Season
Because there is no God, the tanking Philadelphia 76ers still have 69 games left to play in this...
The Philadelphia 76ers Are Now Running The Saddest Promotion Ever
Many professional sports teams have promotion deals with various food vendors (mostly fast food), where if a certain...
Michael Carter-Williams Admires His Own Air Ball Three, Hangs Head In Shame
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2014-15 Philadelphia 76ers!
The 76ers Are, Unbelievably, About To Get Even Worse
The Philadelphia 76ers, whose preseason roster consists mostly of players you’ve never heard of, are in the midst...
