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Nobody On The 76ers Is Safe (That Means You Too, Joel Embiid)

After dealing Michael Carter-Williams to the Milwaukee Bucks last week, it appears no player on the Philadelphia 76ers’...

By John Ferensen OnFeb 24, 2015 0

Sixers Wikipedia Page Updated In Wake Of Totally Bonkers NBA Trade Deadline

So, NBA fans, how did your morning/afternoon go? If you’re a fan of anyone but the Philadelphia 76ers,...

By John Ferensen OnFeb 19, 2015 0

Andrew Bynum Once Drove Around With A Gas Pump Hose Attached To His Ferrari

The latest issue of ESPN The Magazine published a feature on the Philadelphia 76ers’ shameless tanking tactics —...

By John Ferensen OnFeb 17, 2015 0

K.J. McDaniels Splits Warriors Defenders For The Solo Alley-Oop

The Philadelphia 76ers may not win their game against the Golden State Warriors on Monday night, but we...

By John Ferensen OnFeb 9, 2015 0

Philadelphia 76ers And The Art Of Struggle Basketball

The Knicks and 76ers are playing a basketball game right now. We’ll assume you aren’t watching it because,...

By John Ferensen OnJan 21, 2015 0

76ers Fan Proves He’s Down For The Cause With Custom Tank Hat

Entering the season, the Philadelphia 76ers had a plan: dump as many NBA-caliber players as possible and lose...

By John Ferensen OnJan 14, 2015 0

Handy Flowchart Shows Exactly How The Sixers Are Tanking

By now, you’re probably aware of the Philadelphia 76ers’ plan to bottom out like no team has bottomed...

By John Ferensen OnDec 11, 2014 0

The 76ers Are Flat-Out Terrified Of Kyle Korver’s Three-Point Capabilities

Hey, Sixers, congrats on recognizing Kyle Korver and his league-leading 55% accuracy from three-point range. However, in the...

By John Ferensen OnDec 10, 2014 0

Sixers And Timberwolves Start Game Playing At Wrong Baskets

Wednesday night presented the best opportunity for the winless Sixers to get avoid the worst opening record in...

By John Ferensen OnDec 3, 2014 0

Not Even The 76ers Broadcast Crew Knows Who Is On The Team Anymore

The above graphic appeared at the beginning of the 76ers-Spurs game Monday night. Can you spot the incorrect...

By John Ferensen OnDec 1, 2014 0

Michael Carter-Williams Thinks The Referee Is His Teammate

Aww, that’s cute. While a three-pointer (from anyone) would have helped the 76ers’ cause Monday night, it still...

By John Ferensen OnNov 24, 2014 0

The Awful 76ers Are Favored In Zero Games The Rest Of The Season

Because there is no God, the tanking Philadelphia 76ers still have 69 games left to play in this...

By John Ferensen OnNov 24, 2014 0

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