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Handy Flowchart Shows Exactly How The Sixers Are Tanking

By now, you’re probably aware of the Philadelphia 76ers’ plan to bottom out like no team has bottomed...

By John Ferensen OnDec 11, 2014 0

The 76ers Are Flat-Out Terrified Of Kyle Korver’s Three-Point Capabilities

Hey, Sixers, congrats on recognizing Kyle Korver and his league-leading 55% accuracy from three-point range. However, in the...

By John Ferensen OnDec 10, 2014 0

Sixers And Timberwolves Start Game Playing At Wrong Baskets

Wednesday night presented the best opportunity for the winless Sixers to get avoid the worst opening record in...

By John Ferensen OnDec 3, 2014 0

Not Even The 76ers Broadcast Crew Knows Who Is On The Team Anymore

The above graphic appeared at the beginning of the 76ers-Spurs game Monday night. Can you spot the incorrect...

By John Ferensen OnDec 1, 2014 0

The Philadelphia 76ers Are Now Running The Saddest Promotion Ever

Many professional sports teams have promotion deals with various food vendors (mostly fast food), where if a certain...

By John Ferensen OnNov 20, 2014 0

76ers Plan To Distract Fans From All The Bad With Amazing 3-D Projection

  A sneak peak at our intro video for this season on the new 3d projection system… A...

By John Ferensen OnOct 28, 2014 0

Man In Coma Since 2001 Wakes Up, Discovers 76ers Really Suck

There was a curious post on the NBA sub-Reddit Monday morning from a Redditor named pizza_mongerer who claimed...

By John Ferensen OnSep 29, 2014 0

Sixers Lose 26th Consecutive Game, Somehow Still Aren’t The Worst Team In The NBA

You’d think after an NBA team loses 26 consecutive games (and 29 of 30…and 32 of 34……and 34...

By John Ferensen OnMar 28, 2014 0

Philadelphia 76ers Lose Consecutive Games By 40+ Points, Achieve New Level Of Tanking

When it comes to securing ideal position in the NBA Draft lottery, the tried and true strategy is...

By John Ferensen OnFeb 10, 2014 0

Spencer Hawes Hits Ridiculous Turn-Around Game-Tying Corner Three To Send Game To Overtime

Just when you thought the Philadelphia 76ers had figured out this whole tanking thing — 2-8 over their...

By John Ferensen OnNov 22, 2013 0

Michael Carter-Williams Had A Very Impressive NBA Debut

The 2013 NBA Draft was widely criticized for not having any franchise-changing players — and that may very...

By John Ferensen OnOct 31, 2013 2

Jrue Holiday Forgets What Team He Plays For

If you think Charles Barkley is turrble at “Who He Play For?”, at least the Round Mound knows...

By John Ferensen OnOct 30, 2013 1

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