Jesus Montero Is No Longer Fat
Pitchers and catchers don’t officially report for spring training until Friday, but the good news for the Seattle...
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Big Baby Davis Plants His Big Ol’ Ass Right On Some Poor Woman’s Face
This is only my second-favorite interaction between Glen Big Baby Davis and a fan seated court side.
World’s Laziest Postal Worker Drives Over Homeowner’s Lawn
Before we get to the whole “driving over someone’s lawn” thing, I thought postal workers had to wear...
Burger King Is Introducing A French Fry Burger, Because America Is Cheap And Not Fat Enough
Apparently, there’s been some sort of war brewing between competing fast food Dollar Menus, and it appears Burger...
Heart Attack Grill’s Unofficial Mascot Dies — World Not Shocked
We hope you’re sitting down for this one (and preferably not in front of one of these), but...
