Super Bowl Champion Jared “The Pillsbury Throwboy” Lorenzen has resurfaced after a long hiatus.
The former University of Kentucky standout is playing in the Continental Indoor Football league for his hometown North Kentucky River Monsters.
Lorenzen — best known for his weight and the fact that he wore no. 22 as a quarterback — won a Super Bowl as a backup to Eli Manning back in Super Bowl XLII.
At first I couldn’t be sure this wasn’t just a plot twist for Justified, but then it was confirmed by various sources that Lorenzen is back and he is still very hefty. In fact, he’s at his heftiest.
[SBNation]


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