Are you a Colts fan who loves reveling in Tom Brady’s recent Deflategate misfortunes? Do you love the gentle strumming of a nice acoustic guitar? Than “The Cheater” may be just the fan-made Deflategate song that you’ve been waiting for!
Made by Colts fan and YouTube user Ed Hendel (who goes by @ColtsMavsFan318 on Twitter), “The Cheater” delves into Tom Brady’s role in Deflategate as only a totally unbiased Colts fan could. At the very least, the song makes for a nice complementary piece to “Free Tom Brady.”
The lyrics to the ode to Deflategate are as follows:
He’s a famous quarterback
And he’s won four Super Bowls
But he squandered his reputation
For a football with less pressure that’s easier to hold
Brady deflates!
He’s a cheater, the Colts caught him
And this has sealed his fateHe was drafted in the 6th round
And his eyes filled up with tears
But he proved wrong all his doubters
And led his team to victory for so many years
But then he got caught, so he held his own press conference
Just to let us know his thoughts
And he should have told the truth but he did not
Lie lie lie…Then the league investigation finds him guilty of the crime
There will be a fine
And the golden boy will miss the first four games next year
Colts fans cheer
Brady whinesOn the field stands Brady’s backup
As the cheater stays at home
While he waits through his suspension
And we must all remember that despite all of the touchdowns
During all those brilliant games
He was cheating, he was cheating
And he’s tarnished his good nameLie lie lie…
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