The internet gave Jameis Winston from Florida State a pretty bad whooping on Wedensday after news broke that he walked out of a Publix grocery store without paying for $32.72 of crab legs. A day later the real world has jumped on to mock the embroiled crab-stealing quarterback.
The Charlotte Stone Crabs, Single-A affiliate of the Tampa Bay Rays, announced a promotion for Thursday’s game in which they will donate $1 to a charity of Publix’s choice. Here are the details on the promo which plays off the crime drama Law & Order:
In the criminal justice system, crab based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Port Charlotte, the dedicated ballclub who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Missing Legs Unit. These are their stories.
Then ‘Jack’s Foodland’ Supermarket in Eva, Alabama took the Jameis Winston situation and turned it in a delicious way to promote their seafood department.
So which joke has more legs, the Jameis Winston crab legs or the “Claw & Order” promo?
