Soso Jamabo is a five-star football recruit out of Plano, Texas who apparently has a five-star sense of humor to go along with his highly sought-after gridiron skills.
After recently being asked about which schools he’s considering, the running back listed the University of Phoenix and ITT Tech, two online colleges that don’t even have a football program, as finalists. It may not be the smartest football decision for Soso, but at least he’d probably guarantee himself a spot in a sentimental commercial to be broadcast endlessly across the country.
For those wondering, Texas is considered the favorite to ACTUALLY land Jamabo.
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