Last month, in one of basketball’s most unintentionally hilarious moments, LeBron James accidentally flashed his penis to television audiences before Game 4 of the NBA Finals.
Of course, the moment caused a bit of a stir and it appears that some people actually took time out of their day to write to the FCC to complain about the fact that they were unwittingly exposed to LeBron’s junk.
According to TMZ Sports, five people filed complaints to the FCC over the incident. Amusingly, some were most likely brilliant trolls:
“LeBron James showed his d*ck on national television and completely ruined my tinder date. It made us late for laser tag because I had to rewind it a few times to make sure thats exactly what we saw so we missed our bus. He clearly did it on purpose and hes not as good as Michael Jordan.”
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“The camera had a close up of [LeBron’s] tallywacker. This is the type of stuff I would expect from Game of Thrones, but not from the American Broadcasting Channel. At least I now know that I am bigger than the purportedly ‘biggest’ star in the NBA.”
The Tinder story is pure gold. Who knew FCC complaints on LeBron’s package could be so entertaining?


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