San Antonio Spurs color analyst Sean Elliott is one of the more intolerable homers in NBA broadcasting circles, but his telestrator performance during the fourth quarter of the Spurs’ 114-94 win over the Charlotte Hornets on Saturday night was Emmy-caliber shit. Here’s Elliott drawing the ol’ cock and balls, complete with, um, discharge. If Elliott wants to land in the good graces of League Pass viewers, he should do more of this.
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