The Rockets eeked out a one-point victory against the Wizards on Wednesday night, and Houston guard James Harden decided to celebrate by motorboating the chest of Wizards guard Trevor Ariza. If you’re confused, join the club.
For what it’s worth, I would also like to motorboat a wizard…her name is Hermione.
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