PacersThe Indiana Pacers and Philadelphia 76ers will face off tonight in the first of many unwatchable games this NBA season. The 76ers have a lot of players on their roster who you’ve never heard of. The Pacers have more players you’ve heard of, but many of them are injured, so a bunch of guys you’ve never heard of are taking their places. Here’s a challenge: name three out of the ten players scheduled to start tonight’s poo fest in Indianapolis. And, a bonus challenge: name the guy in the photo above.

I’ll even give you some help. The following players are definitely out: George Hill, C.J. Watson, David West, Michael Carter-Williams, Jason Richardson, Luc Mbah a Moute. Here’s another hint: Rodney Stuckey is day-to-day and won’t be starting.

Give up? Here’s the list:

Projected Starters

Pacers: PG – Donald Sloan, SG – C.J. Miles, SF – Chris Copeland, PF – Luis Scola, C – Roy Hibbert
76ers: PG – Tony Wroten, SG – Alexey Shved, SF – Hollis Thompson, PF – Nerlens Noel, C – Henry Sims

Anyone who attends this game and sticks it out to the end deserves a friggin’ medal.