A sore left ankle and a injured right groin caused LeBron James to sit out the Miami Heat’s game against the Portland Trailblazers on Saturday, but Chris Bosh stepped up. Bosh supplied the Heat with a season-high 37 points and 10 rebounds as well as hitting a deep game-winning three with less than a second in the game that utterly delighted Lebron. Wade and LeBron then celebrated the win by oddly pampering Bosh.
LeBron was especially ecstatic that Bosh ended the game because he was apparently constipated.
[FTW]




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