Advertising executives know for a fact that male beer drinkers are all dumb, gullible morons and that’s why every beer commercial is basically guys drinking an ice cold brew surrounded by hot girls in bikinis. However Bud Light raised their beer commercial game with their “Up For Whatever” ad by pretending that if you drink their beer you will get chauffeured around New Orleans by Benny the Bull, play bball with Clyde “The Glide” Drexler, play video games with Alonzo Mounring as Karl “The Mailman” delivers free sports tickets, ball against Bruce Bowen and Penny Hardaway and go suit shopping with Darryl Dawkins. I really need to drink more beer so this happens or at least I drunkenly imaging that it happens.
Bud Light Ad Makes Me Want To Drink Beer So I Can Play Video Games With Alonzo Mourning As Karl Malone Delivers My Mail
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Mike McDaniel wants Justin Herbert to polish his game
"He has the capability of mastering every tool in the toolbox."
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"They're hard enough to play, you've got to be able to just call them if they foul, and they do foul."
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"We certainly knew ahead of time."
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"I was loose with the ball, had a lot of turnovers."
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"It was all a dream, that's the thought that keeps finding me."
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"Had we stayed healthy, I'd like to imagine where we would have gone in this series and beyond."