Dale Earnhardt Jr. Sucks at Making Sandwiches, Puts Mayo With Bananas

By Jason Smith on April 5, 2016

We really, really, really hope Dale Jr. just posted this because Hellman’s gave him a fat check.

If not, he needs therapy. The NASCAR driver tweeted a photo of him making what he calls his “favorite sandwich” and it’s absolutely disgusting:

Making my favorite sandwich. I swear it's delicious. @Hellmanns pic.twitter.com/sK5XeHxVi9

— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) April 5, 2016

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"Grow up."

"And any time you can bring guys with a winning background on your team, that only helps the morale of your team."

"It's a man's game."

"I hope students, faculty, trustees and the community attend this week's board meetings and ask the tough questions that should be answered."

"But I'm super, super happy to win this award and actually super proud to be the first-ever unanimous."

"Everybody was ready."

"Grow up."

"And any time you can bring guys with a winning background on your team, that only helps the morale of your team."

"It's a man's game."

"I hope students, faculty, trustees and the community attend this week's board meetings and ask the tough questions that should be answered."

"But I'm super, super happy to win this award and actually super proud to be the first-ever unanimous."

"Everybody was ready."