By now, it’s pretty clear that one should avoid getting into a fight with Ronda Rousey unless one wants to be knocked out in less than a minute. However, should one find one’s self in a cage with Rousey, they may want to borrow this idea from Olympic athlete Lolo Jones if they want to stay conscious for “long.”
How much are these chicks paid to get knocked out in seconds? I cant fight but I'll prolong it and run circles for least a minute #UFC190
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 2, 2015
Now, Jones was obviously joking but it wouldn’t be a stretch to theorize that the best way to last a minute in a brawl with Ronda Rousey would be to run as far away from that fight as possible. Otherwise, a person is likely to get Correia’d.
Delightfully, Jones kept the running gag (I’ll see myself out now) going on her Twitter.
Why are my haters so mad I offered to fight @RondaRousey? Don't they want to see me get punched in the face? pic.twitter.com/mxbqAyBlKM
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 3, 2015
I am prepared for this fight. I have upped my life insurance and my mom will be quite wealthy. #closedCasketPlease https://t.co/dIQyfuPhmR
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 3, 2015
I'll need a hype man to help me enter the ring tho. Fears might get the best of me. pic.twitter.com/78q2PPn1ZJ
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 3, 2015


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