During last night’s Pirates-Cubs game at Wrigley Field, some bored fan (imagine that) decided he wanted to spend his ninth inning behind home plate making blowjob gestures on national television.
Eventually, security did come and remove him, but not before he made it into one epic slow-motion replay that I’m sure he and his buddies are still laughing about in one of their parents’ basements right now.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxGZrk8JQDg[/youtube]
[Deadspin]

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