CC Sabathia is apparently no longer just the Yankees’ ace, he’s also now an “idea pitcher” for MLB 14: The Show. One of those ideas is a baseball fragrance called  “Diamond” that smells like fresh grass and dirt, aka the worst perfume idea since Kramer pitched “The Beach” to Calvin Klein on Seinfeld.

Fortunately for CC,  he’s already a millionaire even if C.K. steals “Diamond.” (They probably won’t.)