Gatorade rolled out a new ad featuring Bryce Harper this morning, and it’s slightly strange. Not only do Bryce and the generic pitcher appear to have extremely serious cases of Hyperhidrosis, the baseballs used in this game are made of Harper’s face and don’t appear to hold up to Major League Baseball’s standards.
Harper’s bomb does come off a Marlins pitcher, though, so at least Gatorade isn’t completely out of touch with their depiction.


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