Jack Blankenship, the Alabama student who milked all his 15 minutes of fame is back and ready to lead the University of Alabama with his face and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich/No Nickleback platform. Well done, I must admit. Unless Saban runs for president, I predict a landslide victory for @jack_____enship
h/t Reddit’s Tacodude

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