Proving that you can insert small children into an ESPN show and hardly tell the difference, ESPN U invited three kids on the set to give their opinions on March Madness.
One has to hand it to host Matt Schick, who was somehow able to play the whole bit as straight as an arrow. His fairly standard NCAA tournament questions were met with some fairly, well, unique answers.
A small helping of the most incisive analysis on the month’s most pressing questions:
Q: Who’s the team to beat this year?
A: I think it’s Daddy.
Q: What’s your strategy for picking the NCAA tournament in your office pool?
A: It is the cheerleaders.
Q: Who is your favorite coach?
A: Darth Vader.
And as for the one question on everyone’s mind:
Q: Who do you like in this tournament?
A: Darth Vader’s Stormtroopers.
There you have it America. Darth Vader’s Stormtroopers are going all the way this year.

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