Glad I clarified the title, huh?
Tiger Woods allegedly gave Rory McIlroy some simple, yet poignant advice regarding the upcoming Shell Houston Open. Jerome Solomon, who is a columnist for the Houston Chronicle, reported that Rory got a text from Tiger and it said the following:
Rory McIlroy says he got text from Tiger this morning telling him to “get my finger out of my ass & win this week.” #shellhoustonopen
— Jerome Solomon (@JeromeSolomon) March 26, 2013
Seems like sound advice to me.

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