
Forbes released a report today which listed the Dallas Cowboys as the highest valued team in the NFL at a mere $2.1 billion. It also mentioned that Jerry Jones purchased the Cowboys in 1989 for $140 million.which equates to a 715 percent increase to today’s value, factoring in inflation. What is one to do with all of that money? Jerry Jones knows just how to spend it apparently, on a personal butler to clean his glasses. Why on earth would you want to clean your own glasses when you are rolling in that kind of money? It seems like Jerry’s glasses cleaner is Jerry’s son-in-law, Shy Anderson.
via @jdharm

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