Quarterback: Robert Griffin III, Washington Redskins
Here’s to hoping that Bob Griffin’s dreadlocks are sturdier than his knee, because the dreadlocked depth behind him at quarterback is incredibly scarce. If RGIII were to go down again, Denard Robinson may need to drop the offensive weapon tag and return to quarterback, or find Charlie Whitehurst a stylist to braid those locks.
Second-team: Robinson or Whitehurst (yikes!)
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