Chris Kluwe appeared to enjoy himself on Monday night. The former Vikings punter is an active Twitter user and there was no exception during the Vikings-Niners game, when he unleashed a million tweets, many of which blasted ESPN analyst Trent Dilfer.
Dilfer is the definition of a 50/50 analyst, with half the world despising the former NFL quarterback and the other half loving his enthusiasm and insight. Although he’s been known to make a few laughable John Madden-like statements and get really pumped up over menial items, the guy is a phenomenal football mind and, when removing those random odd moments, is among the best in the biz.
Kluwe apparently does not agree:
Kim Davis would definitely not approve of Dilfer’s relationship with the 49ers.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
OH NO DILFER IS BACK ON THE TV QUICK TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
They should cut out the middleman and just tattoo a Cialis logo on top of Dilfer’s head.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
TRENT THIS GAME IS NOT THAT EXCITING WE ARE ALL WATCHING JT
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
Dilfer describing the firmness of Kaepernick’s balls is giving me some very unwanted mental images.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE KEEP SCREAMING THE MIC IS RIGHT THERE WE CAN HEAR YOU
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
I think Dilfer might need a room alone with the 49ers media guide for a little bit.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
Kaepernick unleashing his inner Tebow there. Can’t wait for the Dilfer orgasm.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 15, 2015
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