I don’t know whether to laugh, cry and/or run to Home Depot and buy everything to create my own snowball machine gun. What I do know is that this contraption is a brilliant feat of engineering that deserves to be honored at some convention.
Not only is it just plain cool, it serves a tremendous purpose in outnumbering a bunch of little twirps that gang up on the adults. Well done.
[Reddit]




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