In case you missed the debut (or maybe you did see it, and want to see it again), the much-hyped-yet-little-watched SyFy original Sharknado is about to get its Rocky Horror Picture Show on, screening at roughly 200 movie theaters across the United States at midnight on August 2nd.
This is excellent news for fans of so-bad-its-good movies, because also releasing that day (on VOD, but still) is Lindsay Lohan’s almost-assuredly-dreadful softcore romp The Canyons, co-starring James Deen. So, grab your popcorn, and make it a two-fer of schlock.


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