Everything about 7/11 is a hot mess but it’s somehow a flawless hot mess of a music video. The lyrics are mindless, the video looks like it was filmed with a Go Pro in a hotel room in one turnt-up night and Beyonce transitions wildly between looking care-free and way-too-try-hard (which just about sums up Beyonce’s career).
AND IT’S PERFECT.
The entire thing is infinitely gif-able and Beyonce’s sweater game is so strong that it makes me want to buy a Kale sweatshirt (I may have already gone and purchased said Kale sweatshirt). Now, time to spin with my hands up. – Ryan
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