Remember Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food”? Oh, you’ve blocked it from memory? Well, here’s a refresher. Got it? Good. Because now, world-renowned tween pop producer Patrice Wilson is back in perhaps his most disturbing role to date — hovering over Gold’s follow-up music video “ABCDEFG” as pretty much the creepiest omniscient presence ever. Buckle up, because the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds is a rough ride.
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