If you’re into stories involving news anchors, today appears to be your Christmas-come-early (ICYMI: pervy German news anchor). The latest incident of on-air absurdity comes from Kyle Clark of Colorado’s 9NEWS, who unleashed an epic rant about viewer-submitted photos of snow-covered patios:
“Why is it that every time it snows we whip out photos of our patio sets like we’re showing off baby photos of our kids? Is that really the best we can do? We live in one of the most beautiful spots on Earth but we point our cameras toward the back porch. Yes, everyone is impressed you have a four-piece set: we saw it at Costco, too.”
[HyperVocal, screencap via Gawker]

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