That title was actually an April Fools joke, see what we did there? With that said, Jose Canseco is an idiot of the highest order yet I can’t stop looking away from his train wreck Twitter feed. Cool joke, man.
I am getting married today
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 1, 2013
And one minute later…
April fools
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 1, 2013

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