92-Year-Old Man Attempts To Exit Parking Lot, Rams 9 Cars Instead

Bad driver videos tend to involve the idiot behind the wheel executing an ungodly amount of turns — in some cases, 41 — before finally escaping their own personal hell. 92-year-old Russell Kerr, of Mayville (Wis.), had a different plan. He actually managed to execute a three-point turn out of his parking space at a local Piggly Wiggly on Friday afternoon — except he took out six cars in the process. The one-man wrecking crew wasn’t done yet, as he side-swiped a pickup truck before arriving at his final destination. Police say Kerr won’t be cited, and will be allowed to keep his license (which doesn’t sound like a good idea).

[TIME, WISN]