John Ferensen, Author at Next Impulse Sports

High Schooler Dominates Talent Show With Perfect Michael Jackson Routine

Pitman High School in Turlock (Cali.) recently held a talent show, and one student shut the house down...

God may hate Cleveland sports teams, but whoever is running things in God’s NBA office sure loves the...

Some enterprising Oklahoma City Thunder fan/”comedian” named Kabir Iyengar took it upon himself to release what can only...

David Stern might be out of the NBA, but that’s not going to stop us from participating in...

It’s only taken 12 years, but our long national nightmare of not having the Charlotte Hornets in our...

Timofey Mozgov, of “you’ve been Mozgov’d” fame, posed recently for Russian Esquire in what can only be described...

For the second year in a row, Golden State Warriors point guard Stephen Curry led the NBA in...

For the second year in a row, the Oklahoma City Thunder will have to play the remainder of...

Finally, our long national nightmare is over: we’ve finally discovered the origin of Swaggy P, the nickname mysteriously...

Hey ladies, any interest in a senile racist who just happens to be worth a few billion dollars?...

It is also a frighteningly detailed Kobe Bryant tattoo. [Instagram]

Remember, kiddies, always keep at least one hand on the steering wheel, or you’re gonna have a bad...