Grounds Crew Mows Field Turf, Thinking It’s Real Grass
First of all, I’m pretty sure this is either the work of a rival high school or some...
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Class Of 2016 Recruit Kwe Parker Has Some Serious Hops
Kwe Parker is a 6-foot-2-inch guard who plays for Wesleyan Christian Academy in Fayetteville, North Carolina. While he...
Social Media Uploads Threaten Integrity Of The Ryder Cup, Say Ryder Cup Officials
The Ryder Cup is set to take place September 23rd through 28th at Gleaneagles in Scotland, and the...
Kenny Hill Would Like To Be Referred To As “Kenny Trill”, And Not “Kenny Football”
Today’s important nickname news focuses on Texas A&M quarterback Kenny Hill, who needed approximately one start to surpass...
Russian Dash Cam Captures Road Rage Incident That Must Be Seen To Be Believed
Trust me, you’ll just have to watch, because if I attempted to describe this thing, you probably wouldn’t...
Team USA Completely Baffled By New Zealand’s Pregame Haka Dance
Team USA had little trouble with New Zealand on Tuesday, dispatching the Tall Blacks in its third game...
Kam Chancellor Establishes Suffocating Locker Room Boundaries
The Seattle Seahawks announced their 53-man roster over the weekend, and, in a somewhat surprising move, the team...
Anthony Davis And Kenneth Faried Feast On Turkey In Ugly Team USA Win
Team USA’s second game of the FIBA World Cup was a lot more stressful than its first. After...
Team USA Blows Out Finland In Front Of Stoned Jesus
Team USA kicked off its FIBA World Cup title defense Saturday with a 114-55 drubbing of hapless Finland,...
There’s Something Very Wrong About This Buffalo Bills Hat
Buffalo Bills fan Joe Schieve bought a hat at the Bills’ team store Thursday night, and when he...
Jordan Brand Announces It’s Discontinuing The Jordan 3, Which Of Course Is A Lie
Breaking news from the 2015 Air Jordan Retro Roundtable (which is a thing, apparently): the Air Jordan III,...
Twenty-Five Years Of Madden, In One 2-Minute Drill
YouTuber Michael Bromberg put together a comprehensive video featuring graphics from various editions of John Madden’s eponymous game...
