Derrick Rose Did Some “Vintage” Derrick Rose-Like Things In His Home Debut
First, Derrick Rose received an emotional welcome back to the Windy City on Wednesday night. Then, he went...
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House Stenographer Gets Attack Of The Crazies After Reps. Vote To End Government Shutdown
We’re not going to get all political on you guys and gals (at least not today), but we’re...
Gilbert Arenas Wipes His Ass With $100 Bills [UPDATE: Or Not]
I guess this is what happens when you’re making $22 million and doing nothing but sitting on your...
Greg Oden Sits Out Consecutive Practices With Swelling In Left Knee
Greg Oden participated in five-on-five drills with the Miami Heat on Monday — his first NBA practice scrimmage...
Dwight Howard Is Upset That Tobias Harris Is Wearing #12 In Orlando
Just when you thought the Dwightmare was over, it appears we have somewhat of a post script to...
Brooklyn Nets Mascot Commits Epic Dunk Fail
The Brooklyn Nets have one of the more puzzling mascots in sports. His (Its?) name is BrooklynKnight, because...
LeBron James Shows He’s In Regular Season Form With Back-To-Back Dunks
Second-year shooting guard Bradley Beal torched the Miami Heat on Tuesday night with 29 points (in 31 minutes,...
Matt Flynn Gets The Super Chilled-Out Highlight Reel He Deserves
Former Packers/Seahawks/Raiders quarterback Matt Flynn signed with the Buffalo Bills on Monday — his fourth team in the...
A Redskin Could Be “Someone With a Sunburn”, Says Idiot WFAN Caller
And the award for “Dumbest Sports Talk Radio Caller of the Day” goes to this gentleman on WFAN,...
Andrew Wiggins’ First Endorsement Deal Could Be Worth Up to $180 Million
Andrew Wiggins, arguably the most hyped NBA prospect since LeBron James a decade ago, is about to land...
“Chinese Food” Is The Latest Cringe-Worthy Musical Attack On Things We Love
It all began in March 2011, when creepy-ass teeny bopper pop producer Patrice Wilson brought us Rebecca Black...
Dwyane Wade’s Li Ning Statue Is Absurdly Cartoonish
Dwyane Wade recently signed an endorsement deal with Chinese sportswear company Li Ning, which trails only Nike and...
